{"id":13,"date":"2005-08-15T20:34:12","date_gmt":"2005-08-16T00:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/building.wordpress.com\/2005\/08\/15\/gas-we-dont-have-no-steenking-gas\/"},"modified":"2005-08-15T20:34:12","modified_gmt":"2005-08-16T00:34:12","slug":"gas-we-dont-have-no-steenking-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.smalltimelandlord.net\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"Gas? We don&#039;t have no steenking gas."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No gas, yet.<\/p>\n<p> So it&#8217;s been almost a month since closing and the place still hasn&#8217;t been hooked up to ConEds gas service. The previous owner&#8217;s plumber says everything is all set, but the architect says there&#8217;s a signoff from a inspector that has to happen before anything can proceed. Called the previous owner with all this and made sure he understood what I was saying and that the repurcussions for his inaction were very, very clear. He said he needed one more week as of tomorrow to get things set up &#8212; after that, he&#8217;s fired, his crew is fired and the money in escrow will pay for the crew I have to bring in to correct his screw up.<\/p>\n<p> What&#8230; you want more? <br \/> <!--more--><br \/> This past weekend NY metro got hit with a cloudburst, severe rain, wind, lightning and thunder &#8212; the works.. and if my friggin basement hadn&#8217;t started trying to help out the storm drains by taking in some of the rainwater runoff, I would&#8217;ve been able to enjoy the storm from the terrace. Yeah.. so the basement retains water like a creatine junky (at least in the back corner of the house). Three+ hours of rain amounted to a puddle in my basement roughly a quarter inch deep and ~5 feet in diameter. <\/p>\n<p> If I hear someone else utter &#8220;ah the joys of home ownership,&#8221; I&#8217;ll consider beating the hell out of them with my new mop and bucket to the Basement Jaxx &#8220;Oh My Gosh&#8221; video.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No gas, yet.<br \/>\n So it&#8217;s been almost a month since closing and the place still hasn&#8217;t been hooked up to ConEds gas service. The previous owner&#8217;s plumber says everything is all set, but the architect &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contractors"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.smalltimelandlord.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.smalltimelandlord.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.smalltimelandlord.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.smalltimelandlord.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.smalltimelandlord.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.smalltimelandlord.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.smalltimelandlord.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.smalltimelandlord.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.smalltimelandlord.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}